Australians love nicknames and footy. Here’s my archetypal team.
Who have I missed?
Backs Pizzle Gut Dogga
Half Backs Blue Drainpipe Slug
Centre Nobby Squid Stevo
Half Forwards Chook Showbag Fitzy
Forwards Froggy Butch Snow
Ruck Bones Blacky Skeeta
Int Barney Doc Davo