Your local footy club’s best side in 2016

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Australians love nicknames and footy. Here’s my archetypal team.

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Backs                         Pizzle   Gut    Dogga

Half Backs                 Blue Drainpipe Slug

Centre                        Nobby Squid   Stevo

Half Forwards           Chook Showbag Fitzy

Forwards                   Froggy Butch  Snow

Ruck                           Bones  Blacky Skeeta

Int                                Barney Doc Davo

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