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Things I Like (2024)

A Cornish pasty

The view from the 1st tee-block at Victor Harbor Golf Club

A band at The Wheaty on a Sunday afternoon

Buying (another) Glenelg Footy Club premiership stubby holder

Four Larks and a Wren, Tuesday mornings on Three D Radio (with Stu)

The joyful approach to cricket shown by Kapunda’s (own) Darcie Brown

On ‘Play Me’ when Neil Diamond sings, ‘Songs you sang to me/Songs you brang to me’

Meeting The Sportswriter author, Richard Ford, at Adelaide Writer’s Week

The Malcolm Blight statue at Adelaide Oval

The choral singing on ‘Mary Boone’ by Vampire Weekend

Spending a Saturday afternoon hour with a book on the couch during our annual Carrickalinga weekend

That Claire’s favourite cricketer remains Bruce ‘Roo’ Yardley

The character of Marge Gunderson in Fargo

The CF Orr Stakes at Caufield

Ubud’s best rustic eatery, Whole Egg

My fourteen-year-old-son Max learning ‘Hotel California’ on the guitar

A swim-up bar

A Sunday lunch with Mum and Dad and the family

Climbing Mount Remarkable and once descended, the North Star pub

‘Nightswimming’ by REM

Lighting the fire, late afternoon in a holiday cottage

The comedic energy, and crowd participation during the Torrens parkrun briefing

Retrospective gratitude for summer’s final swim

Local poet and former colleague, John Malone, once writing that jetties are umbilical cords attaching us to better versions of ourselves

The annual November lunch with Kapunda mates at Greenock Brewers (tomorrow)

Flopping into the beanbag, occasionally

Buying the vinyl of So Much For The City by The Thrills: immaculate, sunny West Coast sounds by Dubliners

The official ceremony prior to the Adelaide Test when I glance up at the big screen and see Claire interpreting (Auslan)

Our Toyota RAV 4 approaching 500,000 kilometres

A Sparkling Ale longneck at 5.30pm on a Sunday

Hiking from Waterfall Gully to the Mount Lofty Summit (and back down)

The ‘Mr. Blue Sky’ episode of Soul Music on BBC Radio 4

On my annual writing retreat, that first beer in Port Elliot’s Royal Family pub, at 5pm on Wednesday

My sixteen-year-old son Alex beating me at chess

On Fisk, Ray Gruber’s knitwear

The Vintage Vegas aesthetic of The Peninsula Hotel

Looking down across Kapunda from Gundry’s Hill

Stanley Tucci doing Stanley Tucci things in Stanley Tucci ways

Paul Kelly’s ‘Deeper Water’ and its soaring, extraordinary commonplaceness

Spending an hour in the West Terrace cemetery

A late afternoon bowl of hot chips

Da Vinci’s Last Supper was painted on a refectory wall

Glenelg Oval’s new scoreboard

Passing a velodrome during the Milan parkrun

‘The Owl is flying high, frightening to the eye/The Rattler is nearby, Cool is on the fly/Danger is his business’

Locating Claire among the throng following the City Bay Fun Run

Karen Carpenter’s contralto singing voice

Watching the waves with Alex and Max at the Fiki Fiki Bar on Kuta Beach

Wondering if the Robinsons, Dr. Smith, Major Don West, and the robot were Lost in Space upon the Jupiter 2, what happened to Jupiter (1)?

The psychedelic, 60’s girl groups mood of Cindy Lee’s Diamond Jubilee, my album of the year

Rediscovering Riesling in the summer of 24/25

Steve Gadd’s drum solo on Steely Dan’s eight-minute pinnacle, ‘Aja’

Sticky date pudding

How our bottlebrush is at peak annual flowering every Derby Day

VVS Laxman

Imagining a recent phone conversation between Mick and Keith

Spying a chainsaw in the middle aisle of Aldi

The 1982 comedy horror film, Creepshow, directed by George A. Romero

Local racehorse, Flow Meter, starting 200 times (20-26-27)

Jools Holland’s piano solo on ‘Uncertain Smile’ by The The

Pirate Life’s South Coast Pale Ale

The impeccable kicking action of Glenelg captain Liam McBean

The Adelaide Oval Hotel: the best way to sleep at (extra) deep backward square

Picking mint from the garden for Claire’s (evening) gin and tonic

Mr V’s record store on Semaphore Road

Charcuterie for when too much meat is barely enough

the incendiary live version from Goat Island of ‘Only the Strong’ by Midnight Oil

The giant metallic sculpture of a pigeon in Rundle Mall

Four hours of annual wine and chat at Cellar Door Fest; just as Jordan remarks in The Great Gatsby: I like large parties. They’re so intimate.

At Carols in the Sidney Myer Music Bowl, the peculiarly comforting sight of Denis Walter

Philip Larkin: The trees are coming into leaf/ Like something almost being said

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2023: Yet more things I like

a lunch invitation

the soaring opening to the Beatles’ ‘Lovely Rita’

coming in the back door and the aromatic delight of the slow cooker I’d forgotten about

The Queen pronouncing ‘happy’ as ‘heppy’ on The Crown

dawn when the family’s asleep

strolling into Adelaide Oval for the first time of the summer

gravy

the best ever one-hit wonder, ‘You Get What You Give’ by the New Radicals

that first glimpse of Kapunda High

coffee with Claire at the Broadway kiosk on a wintry afternoon

Jarman again. Around the body. That’ll do. That. Will. Do.

the boundless lawns of Peter Lehmann’s winery

Saturday morning errands, concluding at the Glenelg North TAB

‘I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella’s flying in from the coast’

at a cricket club barbeque, pea and corn salad in a blue ice-cream container

the immediate bliss of ‘September’ by Earth, Wind and Fire

Bugs Bunny in drag

on the phone with Mum

‘In his blue gardens men and girls came and went like moths among the whisperings and the champagne and the stars’ from The Great Gatsby

my annual writing retreat overlooking Knight’s Beach in Port Elliot

an Op Shop shirt

getting through airport security and with a holiday beginning, that sudden excitement

Ripper ‘76

the annual walk with old Kapunda mates up Rae Street to the North Fitzroy Arms

Jesus was born on Christmas Day and died at Easter. What’s the odds on that?

The Australian band TISM’s most probing lyric: So who is your favourite genius/James Hird or James Joyce?

Langhorne Creek cabernet sauvignon

having turned danger into grace, Andrew McLeod streaming forward across the MCG

dropping the needle on side one of Hot August Night

fruchocs

as she drives away hearing Claire toot her car horn

calm murmurings in the front bar of Hobart’s Shipwright Arms pub

a painting job, well concluded

The Members of Bung Fritz Appreciation Society Benchmark 60 Handicap over 1100 metres at the Gawler and Barossa Jockey Club

a pub schnitzel with chips on the side, not buried beneath in an ungodly insult

Grey Midford school shirts

Alex wearing my Greg Chappell hat

The festive season’s first playing of A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector

cowbells

being in the Prince of Wales in Kapunda, and not losing a spoofy final

at three Max telling me he was, ‘cooler than a robot, older than the wolf’

my wife eating her breakfast in the car

Harry saying to Sally, ‘I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night’

the sight and smell of a freshly-edged lawn

the reassuring piano on Gang of Youths’ ‘Do Not Let Your Spirit Wane’

shaking Dad’s hand

The Gambling Bug on the cartoon Early to Bet and the penalty wheel, number 14: The Gesundheit

hearing Supertramp and it instantly being 1982

Claire taking me to Mickey’s Beach on Randall Bay in Tasmania

The Country Cricketers’ Bar at Adelaide Oval

a late-morning sausage roll

convinced it was dead but one morning spying a green shoot on one of our trees

Tame Impala at the Entertainment Centre with Alex

The Adelaide 36ers at the Entertainment Centre with Max

Autumn leaves in the Barossa

Golden Retrievers on the beach, Sunday morning

the full and flowing 11.2 kilometres of Military Road from Taperoo to Henley Beach with its sole traffic light at West Lakes Boulevard

Manhattan’s most emblematic skyscraper, the Chrysler Building

Fisk

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More Things I Like

Knowing that if Gough Whitlam had come over you’d, “play chess and drink claret”

Adelaide Oval’s Morton Bay Figs

Bringing in the bins Fridays after an hour in the pub

Helping our 99-year-old neighbour sort her Foxtel

Kapunda Footy Club being among the world’s oldest and playing under its original name

Garry McIntosh’s handball

Lamb cigars from The Broadway butcher shop

Degraves laneway in Melbourne

Hertfordshire’s Ye Olde Fighting Cocks pub

Staring at the Grand Canyon from its Western Rim

DK Lillee’s delivery stride

Exile on Main Street’s dangerous sprawl

The surreal sadness of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Whyalla’s Bottle and Bird as a concept

Bung fritz

Onkaparinga National Park

Listening to Islands in the Stream with old friends

The Old Gum Tree’s barbeques being regularly cleaned by the local council

My wife leaving chocolate on the laptop keyboard

“Let’s Give a Cheer for Father” from the Looney Tunes cartoon, A Bear for Punishment

Glenelg Footy Club’s past players’ beer caravan

“I’ll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.”

Joni Mitchell’s guitar playing on Blue

Fleabag

Op Shop radios always being not quite tuned to a golden oldies AM station

Damien Martyn stroking one through the off-side

Listening to Skyhooks in a HQ Holden

Getting married on the lawn of our old high school

Having our wedding reception in our hometown footy club

The beauty and satire of “Chateau Lobby #4 (In C for Two Virgins)” by Father John Misty

Getting a giant pillow of chips from a fish shop

Being round a table with friends and all knowing the story someone’s about to tell

The 42-minute version of Wichita Lineman by the Dick Slessig Combo

Picking mint leaves from the garden for a gin

Changing my wife’s car radio to Triple J

When my boys finally said “thanks” without prompting

The Ned Ryerson scene in Groundhog Day- Bing!

Pubs with Friday night meat raffles

Scorsese’s use of the slide guitar and piano coda from “Layla” by Derek and the Dominoes in Goodfellas

Sylvia’s Mother

Noel’s Caravans

Tex, Don and Charlie

Opening a Barossa shiraz to share with Dad

The bawdy humour and joy of Under Milkwood

Saying, “West Coast Eagles” in my head and it only being in Dennis Cometti’s voice

Julia Jacklin’s plaintive melodies

John Cusack’s character breaking the fourth wall in High Fidelity

Chook as a concept

Chook salt as a concept

Jonathan Franzen’s The Corrections

My wife buying me an unexpected gift

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel

Kalamata olives

The Indianapolis Speech from Jaws

The Fish Tales pinball machine

Sid Waddell commentating, “There’s only one word for that: magic darts!”

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Things I Like

That first glimpse of Lake Bonney in early January

Richard Ford’s The Sportwriter

Barbeque ignition

Himachal Pradesh Cricket Association Stadium in Dharamsala

Clare Valley Riesling

The beach and jetty ruins at Port Willunga

9.55am ACDT on Boxing Day

Pushing open the door of The North Fitzroy Arms

Cool McCool

Tim Winton’s ear for dialogue and eye for nature

Vampire Weekend

Langhorne Creek Cabernet Sauvignon

Bruce Dawe’s Suburban Lovers

The shotgun crack of an Adam Gilchrist six

The Glenelg North esplanade

Coopers sparkling ale

EH Holdens

The Big Lebowski

Annie Proulx

The guitar and keyboard solo on Father John Misty’s So I’m Growing Old On Magic Mountain

Bill Bryson’s self-deprecation

Glenelg Football Club

Shaun Micallef’s eyebrow

The menace of Keef’s guitar

Lake Wazzapamani

The Magpie and Stump pub

Kapunda High School’s croquet lawn

Allen de Botton’s The Art of Travel

Lana Del Ray

Group 1 racehorse and super stallion Snitzel

Clare Golf Club’s seventh hole

The Broadway’s beer garden

Frank Zappa

The Footy Almanac

Greg Chappell cricket hats

Garfish

Wichita Lineman

Triple J

humour in Courtney Barnett’s music

The architecture of Santiago Calatrava

Gideon Haigh’s cricket writing

The pause at the top of Shane Warne’s run up

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Belle and Sebastian’s delicate nostalgia

1998 Group Three Canterbury Cup winner Waikikamukau

Unexpected snow

The suggested intimacy in Josh Pyke’s lyrics

Paul McCartney’s boyish optimism

Three Little Bops

Blundstone boots

The Trip

Possessive apostrophes

Sonic Youth’s beautiful guitar noise

The DK Lillee statue outside the MCG’s Gate 1

Three D radio

Beauty and dread in Radiohead’s OK Computer

Bitches Brew by Miles Davis

Sea monkeys

Kapunda’s Prince of Wales pub

Dunlop volleys

The 1976 SANFL grand final

Paul Kelly’s evocations of summer

The Hammersmith & City Line

Frogger

Rose of Cimmaron by Poco when the banjo and harmonica emerge ever so quietly and briefly

Sizzletown

Wes Anderson’s shot composition

The Group 1 LKS MacKinnon Stakes

Don DeLillo

Championship Vinyl

Tim Lane’s commentary

Ljungbyhed

The sound of a bag of ice being dropped near an esky