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Your Dad’s Favourite Beer

News that Mismatch Brewery had made a version of Coopers’ highly acclaimed Sparkling Ale was both intriguing and unsettling. I was keen to try it but felt nervous about the towering task they’d set themselves.

It struck me as similar to a young band recording and releasing their own version of the Beatles’ A Hard Day’s Night album. A noble idea, perhaps. But why listen to it when the brilliant original is waiting in your vinyl collection?

After a Sunday wander around the Hills, we swung past the Morphett Arms on our way home and I picked up a can. In our outside fridge it sat forgotten for a month and then yesterday, sitting around the patio table overlooking the garden, I opened it.

The label bore that recognisable, suggestive reddish insignia. I upended the can into my glass. The ale looked encouragingly cloudy but fine, just like its inspiration. I could picture a fork standing in its soupy brew. A visually promising start.

Lifting the weighty stein snout-wards, the aroma was muted, lacking the zinging, assertive scent of the Coopers version. Oh.

And, of course, smell foreshadows taste and my first sip revealed a tame impersonation of the original. The zesty hops and bright, arresting notes were there, but cowering behind a curtain as if it knew that triumph were to be found elsewhere. Like your uncle doing his best Michael Caine, it was recognisably in the same territory but fell short of the original.

Mismatch has promoted their sparkling ale as a homage to ‘your dad’s favourite beer.’ I sense a respectful modesty in their aspirations and in the foamy beverage in front of me. It’s a gentler beer, and I can now see, functions as a quiet nod to the wise mentor.

In the car with one of my boys, I was talking about this tribute ale and mentioned ‘your dad’s favourite beer’ saying, ‘Coopers Sparkling Ale is my Dad’s favourite and it’s your Dad’s favourite as well. Maybe one day your kids might say this too.’ Can beer be a family story, an inheritance, a generational ornament?

Years ago in Singapore, I met a man from Michigan. When I told him I was from South Australia, his first words were, ‘The home of Coopers Sparkling Ale!’ Boasting an exceptional local and international reputation, it might well be our state’s finest ambassador.

Have they released this ale expecting it to challenge the original? No, of course not. Mismatch knows we might listen once or twice to the kids’ version of A Hard Day’s Night but will ultimately choose the Fab Four. But I imagine the brewers simply had some fun tackling this project.

Finishing the ale, I was pleased to have sampled it. But I appreciated this excursion was a single event and I’d return to Coopers. How fortunate to relax on a Saturday afternoon with a new beer and have only this to worry about it.

My worldview confirmed, I went inside and put on a Beatles vinyl.

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Five Vinyl Records, Five Afternoons

My sister-in-law Genevieve says that playing music at home adds a welcome layer. I subscribe to this notion and like the challenge of trying to find the right record for the right moment. A Sunday afternoon has different needs from Friday hot chips, post-pub. The dramatic context is king.

5. Van Morrison — Tupelo Honey

A twilight album which is when I popped it on Saturday, as the golden light descended into our garden. Tupelo Honey especially delivers just before or just following dinner. Nothing with salad, mind you. Roast potatoes, and not simply because Van is Irish.

Not a wintery album but one for the onset of spring or to luxuriate in during gentle autumnal afternoons. It’s a record with which to celebrate quiet and profound happiness.

The title track is appropriately honeyed with its languid, comforting melody and peaceful lyrics and vocals. It always blankets our home with warmth and calm. My only concern is that Ross from the sitcom Friends thought it the most romantic song ever. However, if Phoebe had made this claim…

4. Steely Dan — greatest hits

Is there gas in the car?
Yes, there’s gas in the car
I think the people down the hall know who you are

How great is the paranoia in these lyrics? Sung with urgency by Donald Fagen, Kid Charlemagne could be the Dan’s best short story. Here they use snippets of dialogue and a sketched plot but allow the audience to imagine the cinematic rest. It’s ridiculously breezy and is at once so 1970s but also timeless, especially the revered guitar solo. I played the album late in the afternoon but anytime works, except for breakfast, probably. Confession: in our home I may be the only fan.

3. The Yardbirds — Shapes of Things

Dear old friend Stephen bought this with me in 1984 when we were teenagers ravenous for music that was old and, I can see now, somewhat cantankerous. Was it from Allans or The Muses? Putting it on last weekend I said to Claire with mock boastfulness, in wondering where seventeen-year-old me went, ‘How cool were we?’

Seventeen. You wished you were cool, despaired that you weren’t, when actually, in that innocent, sweet way you were too young to recognise, you really were.

A double album, the vinyl itself is transparent, and its blues music is raucous and clattering. I played it at lunchtime on Saturday before Claire gardened and I tended the lawns. It reminded Claire of the songs her brothers blasted through their Magill home and later performed as The Bodgies. I do like a wailing harmonica. Next time, I’ll put on a paisley shirt, all orange and purple.

At school, many around us — maybe including Claire — viewed For Your Love as particularly horrible although this is likely because of my tuneless warbling.

2. Comes A Time — Neil Young

All cosy hues and dappled sunshine, this is drowsy and lovely. A Christmas gift from Trev, Lotta Love is a standout. Both Nicolette Larson and Courtney Barnett did excellent versions. Even the up-tempo and energetic Motorcycle Mama is kinda sleepy on the couch. Although it’s not on this album, Harvest Moon was a song we played at our wedding, its soaring triumph a matrimonial blessing.

It’s a crude dichotomy, but Neil can seem either furious with the world or blissfully at peace with it. Sunday, just after lunch, well suits his high tenor and soothing acoustic strumming. Provided no neighbourhood lawn mowers interfere.

1. A Hard Day’s Night — The Beatles

It took seven years from the birthday on which Claire gifted it to me to finish reading The Magic Mountain by Thomas Mann. Having finally conquered those demanding 720 pages, my next literary challenge is the definitive Paul McCartney biography. So, with Macca and his youth buzzing in my brain, I dropped the needle on this Wednesday.

Aside from the famous opening guitar chord of the title track, If I Fell is among their finest songs. Paul and John share Everly Brothers-like vocals, and eight-year-old me remembers being bewitched by it while watching their cartoon show. I maintain that the very best way to spend half an hour is listening to a Beatles record.

 A Hard Day’s Night is the most effervescent of their albums. I played this as we had our dinner of whiting and tossed salad and I’m sure in the sixties neither foodstuff would ever have graced a Liverpudlian table.

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I only buy records from my past. The physical artefact holds the times and lives that are gone, and playing it offers a way of visiting our former selves. Spotify takes care of modern music, but without the physical connection. Holding an old record cover, examining its artwork, remembering where it came from, I can visit an innocent, younger self and say, ‘Nice to see you. You know, it’ll be alright.’