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Birthdays, Gatsby, Ripper 76

Friends and family, thank you for being here to help celebrate the birthdays of Claire and me. It means a lot — even if, in the spirit of transparency, we should confess that everyone in our top twenty friends declined their invitations. So, congratulations: you were next on the list, and you’ve done very well to be here.

Now, milestones demand reflection. And after deep contemplation — I’ve realised we’ve all learnt something important today. Yes, we have. And what have we learnt?

Along with Scott Fitzgerald’s Jazz Age classic, The Great Gatsby, and Picasso’s Spanish Civil War protest in Guernica, the compilation album Ripper 76 is among the 20th century’s most significant and enduring cultural works.

It opens with Howzat by Sherbet — which always takes Claire and me back to being ten — then glides into Billy Thorpe’s It’s Almost Summer. Side 2 kicks off with Love Really Hurts Without You, a song that highlights, alarmingly, Billy Ocean’s problematic bedroom technique.

And then comes the finest poetry ever committed to vinyl: Ah, breaker one nine, this here’s the Rubber Duck/ You got a copy on me, Pig Pen, c’mon?’ Yes — Convoy, by the shadowy truckin’ sorcerer CW McCall.

And finally, the emotional crescendo: 10cc’s I’m Not in Love. Big boys don’t cry, big boys don’t cry — although Claire and I might get on the blub before sunset if Coopers Sparkling and espresso martinis make a brash, unsupervised appearance.

But today isn’t about music. It’s about indulgences — the good ones. Cheese, wine, and conversations about why John Klug not playing more games for the Crows is late capitalism’s most profound tragedy. Those who don’t know who John Klug is are, frankly, proving my point. Shame on you.

While they can’t be here, Claire is deeply appreciative of the love and support shown by Francie and HP. And thanks to Glenelg’s finest takeaway‑pasta employees, Alex and Max, for being here too. Boys, as always, I’m proud to be your dad. Your impossibly attractive, witty, and ridiculously talented dad.

And now, the most important thank you. To my beautiful wife, Claire. Even after five years of marriage, having permission to utter those words still astonishes me. It fills me with gratitude and wonder. You are the best part of every single day. I love you.

So, let’s raise a glass, put on Ego Is Not a Dirty Word by Skyhooks, and enjoy their charmingly antiquated, surprisingly camp tales of 1970s Melbourne suburbia.

Thanks for coming.

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Vinyl Records for Velociraptors

My quest for nostalgic albums continues and I swing between Mr V Music of Semaphore and The Record Store in Warradale. Here’s some recent purchases and my meanderings on how these are autobiographically illustrative. That’s surely the purpose of music: to allow for and encourage personal connection.

I had much Billy Joel in my diet when I was young. Mum and Dad’s collection included his album 52nd Street which I enjoyed but The Stranger is his best record and features his finest song, ‘Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.’ Inspired by side two of the Beatles’ Abbey Road and its unbroken suite of songs I love how Billy Joel structures this narrative of doomed lovers Brenda and Eddie within the framing story of the old school friends dining together. There’s nostalgia and romance and Dixieland jazz and a great piano solo. It was among the first long songs (7minutes, 37 seconds) I got to know as well as Creedence Clearwater Revival’s 11 minute, ‘I Heard it Through The Grapevine.’ These are wonderful for losing myself in and allowing the narrative possibilities to unfold.

Certain artists are forever associated with particular people growing up and The Beach Boys remind me of Davo, who was in my year at school and lived up the street. He also had the vinyl of Dream Police by Cheap Trick, and we’d play that at huge volume when his folks were out. Claire and I featured, ‘I Can Hear Music’ at our wedding ceremony and many would agree that ‘God Only Knows’ is among the greatest love songs despite it not actually using rhyme but repetition with the second and third verses both having ‘me’ to end each of the eight lines. If I was imprisoned and forced to listen to one of those Pink FM-type radio stations and some cow-eyed poppet came on and wailed eight verse lines in a row that ended with an identical word I’d screech back with unholy bug-eyed salivation but such is the symphonic beauty of Brian Wilson’s melody that we accommodate his lyrical curiosity.

This record evokes my hometown of Kapunda when I was in Year 11. It takes me back to that summer and teenaged parties and driving around town in our old cars. I think of that New Year’s Eve at Stephen’s which, of course, was much anticipated, unlike now when these nights are mostly to be endured, and midnight comes as a relief and at 12.01 one dives enthusiastically into the cot from the bedroom door. ‘It’s Raining Again’ is a sweet song that conjures both sadness and happiness and memories of dear old friends while the record’s finest tune, ‘Bonnie’ is built around an uplifting melody despite the lyrics being about a man stalking a famous actress, so no harm there. I just need a copy of Crime of the Century to complete my Supertramp set along with Crisis. What Crisis, Breakfast in America, and Even in the Quietest Moments.

Paul McCartney is my favourite Beatle and a woman I worked with taught his kids in St John’s Wood at their local school. She was utterly mad, but I like that Paul and Linda didn’t send their offspring to some fox hunting snootery. Again, this record features his boyishly optimistic love song, ‘Listen to What the Man Said’ and we included it our wedding ceremony. The soprano saxophone solo makes it soar with pure joy. It’s redolent of London’s Hyde Park on a cloudless summer day.

One of jazz’s most significant texts, this double album runs for 93 minutes and is at once demanding, beautiful, and dangerous. Urban myth suggests Davis recorded it after being inspired by Hendrix’s famous guitar-on-fire set at Woodstock. It’s not one I often play when Claire’s home, but I have made it part of Alex’s education and happily, he wasn’t horrified by it. One night last week during his daily bathroom residency I heard another Miles Davis album drifting from under the door so it’s good to know my parenting is now complete. Whew! I’m keen to also buy 1959’s Kind of Blue and John Coltrane’s saxophonic hymn, A Love Supreme.