Just before her weekly massage Catriona Rowntree eyes the camera coquettishly.
The Getaway audience is transfixed. Where’s tonight’s rubdown? Fiji? Ah, lovely.
But it’s about her voice. A voice, some would suggest, belonging to the blissful space between sleep and waking.
Like Catriona in her fluffy bathrobe, sparkling shiraz is also distinctly Australian.
No matter that the rest of the planet views it like a toasted cheese sandwich in India.
October long weekends. Our throng stayed two hours’ north of Adelaide at the Clare Country Club. We’d observe an annual routine.
Golf. Dinner at Bentley’s hotel. Golf. Watching the SANFL Grand Final in the Watervale pub (another Port flag). Golf. The Magpie and Stump in drowsy Mintaro, where I first heard a publican inquire, “Another cup of tea vicar?”
The Clare Dragon Chinese restaurant where the crankiest person in the world would serve us: Colleen. Every year she’d mutter, “Well I won’t be here next time you visit. This is driving me mad. I can’t stand it.”
And come next October Colleen’d deliver these same lines like a poem. A poem performed by the cantankerous employee of a regional Chinese eatery.
There’d also be a winery tour. One stormy Sunday we coasted into the Wilson Vineyard near Polish Hill River. At the counter, we began our work with Freddie Flintoff gusto.
A single sip. The subterranean purple hue, the mesmerizing flavor, the sassiness. It was dangerous fun. It was a sparkling shiraz. It was called Hippocrene. I was enthralled.
Poets can be fibbers, but I reckon John Keats got it right in “Ode to a Nightingale”
O for a beaker full of the warm South
Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene,
With beaded bubbles winking at the brim,
And purple-stained mouth;
That I might drink, and leave the world unseen,
And with thee fade away into the forest dim
Tellingly, the parents-in-law smuggled a bottle into England for us to share on my birthday. If a Google map showed who was drinking what across Europe, then we were likely the only sparkling shiraz slurpers. I didn’t care.
Hippocrene was an occasion wine. Sometimes it’d be Christmas. Sometimes the occasion would be Sunday. We only ever had two or three bottles a year, so at the easing of the cork there was always frisson.
Like the Greek civilisation from which it inherited its name, one October the cellar door assistant announced that Hippocrene was no more. “Have you any left?” I begged. Out the back were a few bottles of the ’96. We bought half a dozen.
And then it was gone.
The Black Chook
This can open the batting at your barbeque. Unlike Watto, it doesn’t plonk down a dumb left pad and get struck plumb. More like Boof, it’s good for a chirpy thirty.
Surprisingly sturdy, it boasts drinkable complexity. And it receives extra points for having the word “chook” in its name.
The Black Chook’s about $18 in Australia, or approaching a hundred bucks and two months’ national service in Singapore.
The Black Queen
A tremendous wine by the late Barossan, Peter Lehmann.
We’d been to Kapunda to climb over and in and on Leo the Train at the Hill Street playground. We’d luncheoned at Masters’ bakery on the main street, helpfully named Main Street. As Dr Evil might say, “Try the sausage rolls. They’re breathtaking.”
Heading home I thought I’d buy a bottle of sparkling shiraz. So I said to myself, “Self. Why not actually call into Peter Lehmann’s winery on the way through Tanunda?”
Rather than going to a liquor chain this seemed a retro, fun thing to do. Not so much slaughtering a cow because you fancy a hamburger, but more like listening to Revolver on vinyl.
A profound, exotic gargle, the Black Queen is about $40 in Australia, or the price of an inner-city apartment here on the tip of Malaysia.
Andrew Garrett Sparkling Shiraz
Like a glass of agitated Ribena®. You’d be better off with a wine made by Midnight Oil warbler, Peter Garrett.
Andrew Garrett once tried to sue Westpac for- raise your little finger to the corner of your mouth- eleven billion dollars. I’m less chance to drink this again.
Bleasdale Sparkling Shiraz
Here’s a confession. Langhorne Creek’s an hour south of Adelaide, but it was only three years ago that I first visited. For me, that’s the oenological equal of never having heard 16 Lovers Lane by The Go-Betweens. The Bridge Hotel serves lunch, and you can sit outside, under the obliging gums, with a Coopers Pale Ale.
It’s parched and dusty, but the vines often enjoy winter flooding from the Bremer River. Bleasdale Sparkling Shiraz reminds me of writer and Exeter Hotel inhabiter, Philip White.
When the Advertiser was still a newspaper, he penned a column called Drinks. White once described a wine, I think a Greenock Creek, as being “full of iron and steel, and women and children.” Obviously, this also summarises the Bleasdale.
A snip at $20 for Tony’s Team Australia, or if you’re from the Republic of Singapore, similar coin to a luxury holiday on Koh Samui.
Sparkling shiraz is the viticultural Skyhooks. Unheard of in Europe. Never caught on in America. Yet enduringly significant and loved in Australia.
For a certain demographic, both provide a cracking soundtrack to backyard barbies.
As the creator of pastoral poetry, and Deniliquin Ute Muster fan Theocritus said, “Now give me goat and cup.”
2 thoughts on “Songs of Sparkling Shiraz”
Any thoughts on where you can get Sparkling Shiraz here in Singapore at a reasonable price (I know) on a regular basis as it seems to be the only thing my wife regularly guzzles. Don’t mind it myself. Have been using Robert’s wine exchange for it and some lambrusca substitutes but he is light on at the moment. Cheers
It’s hard to find here, and I rarely spot it, but there a little wine store (the name escapes me, sorry) near Tanglin Mall in those tudor buildings on Tanglin Road. It has sparkling shiraz at a vaguely reasonable price. There’s also a new-ish Aussie butcher/grocery on River Valley Road at Clarke Quay which has some, although I reckon they carry more sparkling merlot than shiraz. Good Luck!